Glass House Dweller Gifts

People in glass houses...

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Opening the Barrel

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Medieval headlines.

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Wine: New & Old!!!

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

Artist in Residence

Large Property Portfolio - Please Help.

"Why is it always me? What's wrong with Edward or Siegfried or Elizabeth or Margaret? But no! It's always 'Katie bar the door!'"

'If it's any consolation, I agree with you that humour is a better defence mechanism than anger.'

"Honey? Sweetheart?"

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

"Don't forget your flask,dear"

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

Warning! Corona virus!

'Mind your head'

"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."

'You can't keep blaming everything on the Mongol hordes.'

'Hereafter you sew your own buttons on your suits of armor. This is the tenth needle I've ruined tonight.'