Glass House Dweller Gifts

People in glass houses...

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Opening the Barrel

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Medieval headlines.

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Anyway. Long story short. It turns out that I am not, in fact, Spiderman.'

Wine: New & Old!!!

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

Artist in Residence

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

Large Property Portfolio - Please Help.

'If it's any consolation, I agree with you that humour is a better defence mechanism than anger.'

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

Warning! Corona virus!

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

"Don't forget your flask,dear"

"Why is it always me? What's wrong with Edward or Siegfried or Elizabeth or Margaret? But no! It's always 'Katie bar the door!'"

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

"Honey? Sweetheart?"

'Mind your head'

"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."

'You can't keep blaming everything on the Mongol hordes.'