Glass Half-full Cheerleader Pillows

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

The Three Kinds of People

A giant glass of red wine

Freezing

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

Faith Intact

'Your glass is half full!'

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

"School starts soon...."

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

Hope for the New Year

"I'm really a light eater - as soon as it gets light, I start eating. . .!"

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'

"The best thing about being unemployed is that everything's above your pay grade!"

Winter Surrender

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.

How Gerald keeps going

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

The Optimist, the Pessimist and the Bartender - "Here, Gents, let me top that off for you."

The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.