"Everybody else's problems are better than mine."
Glass-half-empty Gadabouts T-Shirts
Express their playful pessimism with t-shirts that playfully acknowledge the glass-half-empty perspective. These witty, stylish tees are perfect for those who see the humor in life's little disappointments.
Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.
The Three Kinds of People
A giant glass of red wine
"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."
'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'
Bitter End
"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"
"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"
"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"
"My glass is half empty"
'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'
'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'
1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.
'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'
'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'
"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."
"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."
Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist
2017 glass half full
Optimistic Paranoia.
"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"
'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'
"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "
"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"
"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."
'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'
Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.
An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.
Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist
Hope for the New Year
The pessimist and the paranoid
'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'
How Gerald keeps going
'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'
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