
'No, we do not make change.'
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'No, we do not make change.'
'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'
'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'
Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.
"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"
Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.
Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.
Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables
'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'
'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'
'Right, now learn this trick...'
"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."
Child on a schedule.
A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.
'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,
Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.
'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'
'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'
"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."
'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'
"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"
"It's weeder's elbow."
Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.
"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."
'Oh yeah, I forgot.'
"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."
Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.
'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'
Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING
Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work
'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'
'I can't believe we do this for a living.'
'Fancy a banana split?'
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