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Finding someone parked in her spot at the studio, Operah Winfrey will once again give a person in the audience a free car.

All dressed up and no place to go

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Yes, that person there...'

Elf of the Month

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

This survey will only take five minutes and will help me improve future floods.

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Tortoise & Hare.

SANTAS OF THE UPPER WEST SIDE

'Ah, a stepping stone to success.'

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

"Comeon! Poppa needs a new pair of pants. . . "

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

"It's NBC. They want to know what it's personally worth to us for them to keep 'E.R.' on the air."

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

Oh, that's embarrassing. 23. Dog Run.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. VII. - Hotels are quite full.

'For a chance to win back your wallet, visit my website and complete the online survey.'

'We are too watching a game show. Baseball is a game.'

Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House

Sorry you are not a winner please try again

"Hi, I’m David and I’m here because I like to introduce myself to other people."

"Kitchens are my milieu."

'Excuse me, I think I've been wrongly seated.'

A Bird answering a questionnaire "Common or garden?"

Need ticket.

'Are you quite sure you want to call him Warren,Mr.and Mrs.Peace?'

The first crossdresser to finish the NY Marathon.

Tomb of the Unknown Plus-Ones

"He says if we do his survey now, he'll give us a fridge magnet."

'I'm sorry Mr. Peterson, but we just can't accept your Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes letter as sufficient collateral.'

Big Winner. Pay to... Are those giant sweepstakes checks a sign that banks are getting too big?

Pentagon Science Contest: 'The definition of feasible seems to be a moving target here.'