Girly Getaway Planner Pillows

'I'm off feeding with my girlfirends for a few weeks: Have fun keeping the egg warm...'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'First time skiing?'

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

"We look so happy. Do we really want to destroy that by traveling through Europe together?"

'Yes, a two centre holiday sounds good to me. I'll go to Paris, where do you fancy?'

'That's 59p for the flight will you be needing the £345 'access to the toilet' option?'

Making a fortune, wish you were here. Good old Schultzy never did learn how to relax!

"...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?"

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

Let's not do anything you'll think was a good idea in the morning. !! !!

Fountain of Youth

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"

"Time for a vacation!"

'I spy with my little eye...something beginning with...S!'

"'We'll put it in the hopper, we'll put it in the hopper.' Do you realize how many things we've got in the hopper already?"

"Typical! We've got this place to ourselves just because people are too lazy to climb a few stairs!"

Loud Music.

Narcissus! Come back!

'Some place muddy.'

"The Senior Prom, the summer in Maine, the crossing on the Aquitania the honeymoon in Cannes! God, Marla, if only it had been you instead of Phoebe Henshaw."

"Help! Bachelorette party stuck on a lush tropical island with sufficient food."

"We want to go someplace were we won't be hunted down and shot like dogs."

'You wanted a second honeymoon, fine, but if you think I'm carrying you over the threshold again, you're nuts!'

I'm having an affair so I've got to look good in bed.

'I'm dying to know why you've taken me out of the typing pool, and all this way down to Brighton.'

"Wait a minute - we don't have a house in the Hamptons."