Girly Brunch Babe Mugs

"I feel so foolish without a hat."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Lunch

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Ladies who lunch.

All Day Deals!

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Brunch for Cows

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

Lady has a coffee break.

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.