Girlfriend Who Values Heroism Mugs

"He was a very good boy."

Keyworker

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Man proposes holding a balloon.

The next damn Batman.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Heroes

'Charlie was badly wounded in WWII, and a everyday hero to us, so we bronzed his chair!'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

My dad is the bravest.

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

Catwoman // Cat Lady

Spiderman's tummy rumbles on the subway

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Liberian President: Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf

'Stitch-In-Time-Man saved nine people before tragically leaving the rest to perish in the tragedy.'

Introducing...Idiotman!