Giraffe Gazers Mugs

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

'Teenagers!'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Giraffe Umbrella

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Giraffe Selfie

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Giraffe Portrait

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Why giraffes hate winter

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

Jungle Games

"Whiplash..."

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

City Zoo

"Same old crowd."

But moooommm, I can't reach them! Can't you get them FOR me?

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."