Gilded Romantics Prints

"It's nearly as valuable as what we'll inherit when your mother dies - that's how much I love you."

Dancing in pyjamas

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Date Night

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

An Appreciation

Transylvanian Snails.

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Antiques

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Kissing on the golf course

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Romance

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

Octopus

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

'Remember when we used to make love, you used to bite my neck?'

Tears

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'