Gig Lover Mugs

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Falling Rock

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Live Music Tonite

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Dynamite little combo

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Rock On

The band.

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Spaghetti Rave"

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Garage Music

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

The Gong

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Roadie

"I'm very highly strung!"

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

'Billy hit me with his air guitar!'