Gig Economy Worker Mugs

"Ruddy gig economy."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Supplied Content for Exposure.'

"I'm with Oober-temp. I do the same job as you for less money. I live nearby so I can get here before you do and your employer gets to feel hip by using a hot new app...sorry, your 'ex-employer'."

"Hey aren't you the CEO of my company?"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Rock & Roll

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

"Actually I'm a waiter but things are pretty slow at the moment and I'm looking for something to fill in between jobs."

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'I freelance from my home here.'

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"I needed a side hustle."

"So, Monday you're working for the King. Thursday, you work for his rival. Saturday, you're heading south to train some new recruits. Sunday..."

"I heard about your new job . . . congratulations!"

Job machine - old jobs and new jobs.

"We can offer you the chance to volunteer and if that goes well in a few years an unpaid internship might be possible."

"Your regular hours will be 9 to 5, that's 9 until 5 past. The rest is whenever we need you."

"One day full on, and then 364 days without work...I've had enough of the ruddy gig economy."