Gig Economy Explorers Mugs

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'It's amazing how fast a business can go from being in the pink to in the red.'

'No, that's not the diameter of an electron. It's the rate I'm currently getting on my Treasury money fund.'

The 8.05 to Wall Street.

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

Economic Experts

'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'

"It wasn't until I discovered how much the upper one per cent were losing on dividends that I became a truly compassionate conservative."

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

"How long have you been working for Uber?"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'I freelance from my home here.'

"I needed a side hustle."