Gifts For Girlfriend Pillows

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

The wife whisperer.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Christmas Presents.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Santa called but you were out!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Tipping Pain Chart

'They were all out of roses.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Valentines Day truck