Gift Wrap Warrior Prints

"I found out the three words a father hates most on Christmas morning. 'Some assembly required'."

Christmas Tree

Changing Room Decisions

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Burn out

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

User Friendly Library - Ask Us About Gift Wrapping.

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

What do you like most about presents?

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

Snowman offering solutions.

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

Xmas List.

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

Musical sleigh

Christo: Age Ten

New York City Rodeo

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

"It's a wrap!"

The art of wrapping.

Santa with an elf.

Christmas.

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

Feliz Navidad! From la familia Bermudez.

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

"Lousy elves are on strike again. You people gift wrap?"

"Got a book and a dumb tie from Teresa. What'd you get?"