Gift Wrapping Guru Prints

New York City Rodeo

'You see Son, gift-wrapping the dead rat adds an extra message of love...'

"Excuse me. Where can I find the invisible tape?"

Beach con-man.

Christmas Tree

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Santa called but you were out!

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Regifts of the Magi

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Valentines Day truck

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

Gift Ideas. What I get for a man who already has everything? Insurance!

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

User Friendly Library - Ask Us About Gift Wrapping.

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

Snowman offering solutions.

What do you like most about presents?

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

'Honey, I really think last year's very generous Christmas gift absolves me from saying hi each time he delivers the mail.'

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.