Gift Shop Aficionado Prints

Desert crawler finds a sign reading, 'Be Sure To Visit Our Gift Shop!'

"You're free to go. Please exit through the gift shop."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Sister Cities

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Online Shopping.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

"Pencil eraser."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Irregulars

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'