Gift Of Gabber Mugs

'Special Delivery!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"He won't eat anything but corn."

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

The magic of April Fools' morning.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"You must see someone about your problem."

Toe-Tickling Machine

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dentist Suction

'HEY,no Tongue!'

The Paper Silhouette Editor

Salesman sees house with a HUGE doggy door.

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

'The seven yeah itch.'

Outhouse on Cliff.

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

'This milk smells funny.'

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"Wow! I can feel it tingle so it must be getting rid of my dandruff!"