Gift Inventor Gifts

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

'It's my latest invention -- I call it the 'Emergency Broadcast Warning System.''

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Nice custom job, Bill!

'Oh, I should have warned you -- it's an interactive invention.'

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator."

'I've got this idea for a book - you bind some pages with writing on them, put them between hard covers...'

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

Last-Minute Gifts

'I thought you said you did ships in bottles.'

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102.

X-Raying Christmas Presents

"Relax, Ms. Jones. I'm just X-raying this gift from my brother-in-law to see if I should re-gift it."

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

I'm home, son! Did you bring me anything, dad? A new bike! Is it a Schwinn? If "Schwinn" is German for "Hallucination," yes!

'No, I won't pay $200 for a silk top hat for your snowman!'

'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.'

'Apparently when she said she didn't want ANYTHING for Christmas I made the mistake of not hearing her say 'I want a crocodile skin attache case'.'

The Original Bobsled.

Cocktails for dogs

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

New Thought Bulb

'Eureka! -- I've developed a cheap, reliable, male contraceptive!'

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'