Gift-giving Skeptic Mugs

'I put hopeless at Christmas shopping into a search engine and your name came up!'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Tipping Pain Chart

A baby using a heavy duty drill

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Santa's Helpers

"Roadkill cookies"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Pass that."

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"What seems to be the problem?"

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"