Gift-giving Gaffe Enthusiast Prints

'I'm lousy at picking out gifts. Last year I gave her money, which was great until the dye-pack exploded.'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

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'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'I guess a facial hair removal kit isn't a good anniversary present.'

'Get her a teddy bear I said, not a bear in a teddy!'

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'I put hopeless at Christmas shopping into a search engine and your name came up!'

"My wife's bra size? I don't know, about like this I guess."

Mr James

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

A homeless man sells t-shirts of himself.

Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.

Funeral Directors signs say 'Sale - Shop till you drop!'

'An email birthday card isn't enough. It's not the thought that counts, it's what's BOUGHT that counts.'

A snake attempts to wrap a present

Mitt shoots off his own feet.

Snow Stab.

'If I really was, do you think the kids would have even bothered to buy me a gift?'

What He Meant To Say...

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"I need to buy a really good bottle of wine, as a gift, and I know absolutely nothing about wine. Can you recommend one?"

"We will need to triple the budget for this year's gifts."

"Nobody gets excited about fruitcake."