Gift For Dog Owner Gifts

"My master has trouble making a decision."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Bad dog."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

It is said over the years dogs and dog owners start looking alike

Man with broken leg in cast.

"He ran out of pee."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Museum of dog memorabilia

"You remind me of someone."

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Hang Time Fido

Dog with blow-up leg.

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

Be a friend.

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

The Niche Economy

"Must you chomp on that squeaky toy during the movie?"

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

'Yeah, he went to Catholic obedience school...'

"How original, I got a squeaky-toy for Christmas too..."

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."

'Don't you think you're spoiling your dog,madam?

Inflatable Love Leg