Gift Conundrum Solver Mugs

'This year, giving holiday gifts may be problematic. I want to regift, but I don't remember who gave me what gift.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Can do...No can do

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Communication Breakdowns

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Damned if you do...

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"Sometimes George, you're a complete mystery to me..."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"Mom told me I can't give you any more tools for Father's Day, Birthday or Christmas."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"Oh, what the hell, I'll add another zero."

'How'll we handle this?'

Over eating...don't do it.

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

"In a world of 'from's' and 'to's', I always seem to be a 'cc'."

Smart phone Problems

Diet Foods: Don't get your hopes up.

'I thought that there had been 2 world wars, but this says 11.'

Unhappy businessman as he watches his sales go crashing down on his chart

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

Laundry Dry Cleaner. If a spritz of moisture doesn't get this stain out we'll have to color the shirt. It's a dew or dye situation!

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'