Giddy Globetrotter Pillows

"Before you leave for your vacation, re-record your extended leave message. The one you just made is too giddy."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Now that's an afro!'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Travelling

The World's Easiest Airport

The only way to see the world is to see the world

My God, I need to fart.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Vaccination Passport

Injured backpacker.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"