Giant Monsters Mugs

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Monster Clown

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

We are going to need a bigger cow!

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

'Side effects? You have to worry about side effects?'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Le Roi Kong

Freak Accident Specialist

Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

"At least he's shaking things up."

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"