Giant Creature Guru Pillows

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'But what is the universe for?'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

Sculptor's chippings

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'