Ghostly Gearhead Prints

Marley Davidson

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Touring Cyclist

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'God's speed.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Idle parts

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Smile

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car Dentistry.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Biker At Museum

"YOU pass him on the left."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"