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'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Chasing Covid Variants

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Oh, to be 75 again!'

'Play, play, play - That's all you kittens think about - When I was your age,I was catching rats! Not mice - Rats!'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

How to survive the coming crash.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

The main reason I was chosen to be the senior manager is my ability to always be calm, wise and right. . .What's that in your hand?! Is that a shiny thing?!!. . ."

"So- how go the formative years?"

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Tough Butterfly

'Well, is there someone with the aptitude to solve this kind of problem who didn't decide to become a hedge fund manager?'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Cosmic Ray

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'