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"He apologizes for not contacting us during the previous session. The wi-fi was off in the hereafter."

Ghost School.

So you're a mocking bird...

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"Don't even think about it."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Woman followed by devices.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

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'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

Mime marriage.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"You're on mute."

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

"I have grave news."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'