Getting Into A Relationship Pillows

'I don't know -- are you sure Adam is mature enough for a relationship?'

'This is Mr. Right? - In THAT tie?'

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"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Sexual chemistry set

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Boy, I'd love to meet you sometime off leash."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

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"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

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"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"