Getting Hearing Aids Prints

"My new hearing aids came with closed captioning."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

Deaf in Venice

"My new hearing aids came with automatic closed captioning."

People talking through a stethoscope.

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

Reaction News: All the news you thought you heard.

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

Guide dogs for the deaf

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

Deaf Musician

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

Old People Whisperer

Fred, refusing to wear his hearing aid, misheard his editor who said he needed a reliable source for his feature article.

"What's the least spoken language in the world?"

Hearing aid dogs.

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

"Doctor, my ear keeps ringing. . ."

Audiology!!

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

"Can I help you!!"

Noise Abatement Society

'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai' - 'Can't you sing something else?' - 'Hmmm. I don't know many songs, but I cou