Getting A Pet Bird Gifts

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'She's just great with the children.'

"Man's best friends."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

bird interprets modern art

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'How about a walk!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'I think he's lonely.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Soft Spot.

"Your love gives me strength."

"I think it loves us."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'