Getting A Pacemaker Mugs

'How's the new pacemaker.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Middleast Peace

Macron and Putin Talk

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Interfaith dialogue

Unsettlements.

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Gaza escalation

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"She started it."

A policeman and protester in the same family.

Dummy Sucking Area

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

Myanmar Peace Talk