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'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Children's education

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Welcome."

Welcome back students.

The new boy was teased for being different.

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

School Days

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

Boys in the cloakroom.

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."

2020

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Just Married

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

"Our world is constantly changing, so what should we do? I suggest embracing each day with a spirit brand new!"

"Don't waste your howl on the moon—emigrate!"

"Why, yes, I did meet someone new, how did you know?"

'Remember - don't make any New Years resolutions for me!'