Getting A Movie Role Mugs

'You've got the part!'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'I'm a star!'

Statue of Female Executive

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

'Congratulations. All but one of you has been short listed.'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Hall of Fame

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."