Getting A Dog Mugs

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Simon, not now, we haven't even gone on our fishing trip yet!'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Whose turn is it to ask whose turn it is to walk the dog?

Lady dog to husband: 'Summer cleaning. All the skeletons in your closet are now in the garage.'

Beware of high esteem dog!

Digging a hole in the garden

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

Licensed Therapist

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Dog Dreams

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Love a Mutt

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Super Dog'

'She's just great with the children.'

"Man's best friends."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

A man and his dog

'Works every time.'