Getting A Degree Prints

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"One year closer to college!"

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Be afraid to try new things!"

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Odd Mortarboards.

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Contest to enter the University

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

Gorillas Learn to Read.

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

Ticking the right boxes.

'Try not to be an idiot.'

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.

"You think you can just bribe your son's way into college with a $5000 check? We'll need at least £10,000!"

"This is for business administration, this is for economics, and this one is for just showing up for class."