Getting A Degree Prints

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"One year closer to college!"

Graduates on their phones

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Be afraid to try new things!"

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Odd Mortarboards.

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Contest to enter the University

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

Gorillas Learn to Read.

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

I'd like to see you in chambers, Mr. Fusco. I'm sorry. I don

Ticking the right boxes.

'Try not to be an idiot.'

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.

"You think you can just bribe your son's way into college with a $5000 check? We'll need at least £10,000!"