Gesture Interpreter Pillows

"Ok, so next time your buddy gives you the 'out of air' signal...this is not the correct response!"

Dialogue

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Irony: Then and Now

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

When mimes make an appointment...