Germologist Mugs

Criminal Germs

Disease Management

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Cheer up, might never happen!"