Germologist Mugs

Criminal Germs

Disease Management

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bacteria fame at last.

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

Louis Pasteur

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'