Germaphobe's Sanctuary Mugs

'He didn't wash his hands.'

The Cougher

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Wash your hands

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

Zika Epidemic

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Aways the victim."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Caveman bathroom

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet