German Folklore Lover Gifts

Siegfried and the rhinemaidens

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"