German Cuisine Pillows

You're my favourite Bratwurst

Paul Ree

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Bertolt Brecht.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

Angela Merkel

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"I'll see if we have some Ginger Ale."

Brothers Grimm

Brunhilde

Carl Maria von Weber

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

Parsifal

Lohengrin

Gutrine

Helmut Schmidt

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

Okay, oxygen ready, smelling salts ready. We'll have the '96 Trollenhoffenbergen skastellangenhorstund grabenkuchenlangenkirchen blumchenschallensetzen schnitzeldorfenflanken...'

Recipes From The "I Really, REALLY Hate To Cook" Cookbook

Angela Merkel's Retirement

Germany Beer

Albrecht Dürer

Kraut Kontrol.

"His name is Fritz and he is into Shmaltz!"

Olaf Scholz

German Cafe - We serve the best of the wurst!

Angela Merkel

Merkel's legacy

Genetically Modified Sweetcorn

'Could it be that my food has a slight euro flavor?'

I've seen The Ring.

Parsifal