Germ Humor Appreciator Mugs

"Look, baby, I haven't much time. I'm only a twenty-four virus, you know."

Playing Fetch.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'A cheeky red?'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cat Tie

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Where Indian ink came from.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."