Germ Daredevil Gifts

"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

A smiling cyclist

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Hand sanitizer

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Gigot de sept heures."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

The hall of bad ideas.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I tried it at home...'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"I see you do all your own stunts."