Geriatric Humorist Prints

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

"Why bother?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!

"The good new is I found your dentures. The bad news is the dog has a new chew toy."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

'You are always living in the past!'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

"Help! I've fallen and my son is a disappointment!"

'One hundred is the new ninety!'