Geostrategist T-Shirts

"We're a strategic region! We're a strategic region!"

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

The Decline of Europe

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

A collective sigh of relief.

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

Vladimir Putin.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

Kim Jong-un

The Atomium Bombs

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

New Silk Road,

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

Flashpoint: Arctic!

Dancing in the Dark

Iran-Gaza

Economic Changes Cuba.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Nerve Agent Refugees

Vladimir Putin and Marine Le Pen

Opec & Coronavirus

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

The Muscle in Brussels