Geopolitical Satire Appreciator Gifts

"My husband's Russian. Every night I dress up as Ukraine and he tries to invade me."

Schengen

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Political convention

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Laughingstock

Loan Alley

Trump Poutine

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Archival Warfare

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

SAGE mentality

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Death to the Extremists

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Official Fight Cards

tRUMp, Pirate President

A Little Extra

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Libyan Crude Oil

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'