Admirer Of Political Satire Gifts

Make America. . . Heartless. . . Again.

Schengen

"You're fired."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Nation-building never works."

The Anti-Agent

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Reagacentennial

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

The economy.

Political convention

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"We won!"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Trump leaving

The americanisation of vulture.