Geometry Wiz Mugs

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Pi Ala Mode.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Lemniskate

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"How was work?"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Simply put.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Genius Envy

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'