Geo-enthusiast T-Shirts

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Honest Vending

Eco Princess

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Slinky Cow World

Rock - see you in a million years!

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Noise Pollution

How Glaciations Begin

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

Free Radicals.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Rainbow/Horizon

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Stop Human Footing